Gameday Gatherer Pillows

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Church for sports worshipers.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Barbecue

American Football.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Saying Grace.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Wilfried Zaha

"I quit."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."