Outdoorsy Gatherer Pillows

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Country Bumpkin.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"I love this time of day."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Rose Toast

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Barbecue

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Midwest Winter Items.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"Try relaxing more...give up fishing."

Grocery Shopping

Saying Grace.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

Scenic selfie site