Outdoorsy Gatherer Prints

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Country Bumpkin.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I love this time of day."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Rose Toast

Barbecue

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Midwest Winter Items.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Ewww

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Saying Grace.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

Grocery Shopping

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"Try relaxing more...give up fishing."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."