Gear Gatherer Prints

'I really don't need another lure.I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'The annual premium actually comes to more than your total coverage.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Barbecue

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Grocery Shopping

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

We're having a dinner party.

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

look dear... I bought two farmers

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

Milk production

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

'We only have red wine.'

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'