Game Day Go-getter Pillows

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Good Luck!

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

American Football.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'