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Live soccer today.

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Good Luck!

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

American Football.

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.