Gridiron Go-getter T-Shirts

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Good Luck!

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

I need to set upmy own company.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Football team discussions.

The Thinker and the Doer.

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Targets

"I like your attitude, Harris."

"You're back! You're really back...!"

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

College Football

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

'Go long!'

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

GET SET---GO!

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

"Your biological clock is ticking, Edwards - you haven't come up with anything in four years."