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Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

American Football.

Barbecue

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Saying Grace.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"I quit."

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

Fan-Centric Stadium

Wilfried Zaha