Game Day Gaffer Pillows

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football supporters.