Sport Journalist Pillows

'And, Johnny, one last question, where did they ever come up with a bizarre nickname like 'Johnny Football' for you?'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Political convention

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

I think you're ace

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

No Baseball

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

The Other Cooperstown

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'