Sports Reporters Pillows

'...Meanwhile, in the Catholic division, Divine Mercy throttled Eternal Peace, while Good Shepherd was mercilessly pummeled by St. Francis.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Press Freedom

Gay Times...

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Difference of Opinion

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

A little bird told me...

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Cricket Accidents.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Man Reading Laptop.

The Other Cooperstown

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

No Baseball

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."