Sports Reporting Pillows

Local Basketball coverage: we don't miss a dribbleb

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

No Baseball

The Other Cooperstown

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Centaur Forward

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Football Crazy strip six

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'