Football Journalist Pillows

"What sports fan are you?"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

No Baseball

Football Crazy strip six

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Olympic Climate

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

Game time.

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.