Football Journalist Prints

Suzy Kolber

"What sports fan are you?"

Sara Carbonero Arévalo

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Raheem Sterling

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

No Baseball

Novak Djokovic

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Football Crazy strip six

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Olympic Climate

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

Game time.

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

'Sounds like it'll flop.'