Football Presenter Prints

Free Speech has heavy price.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

I think you're ace

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Perils of the double play.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Tennis ball girl.

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

American Football.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'