Spooky Socializers Pillows

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

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Communication

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

"Practicing my hate-face."

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

University Challenged

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

"Maybe we should change the name of the parish to something cool, like the Protestants do and add a coffee bar."

Military Hospital.

'For a laugh I decided to have a potato chip tattooed on my arm - but the thing about potato chips, you can never stop at just one!'

Cats Zoom

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."

"Why is this night different from all the other nights?"

'Rodney doesn't mingle so much as rotates!'

Guests Bring a Bomb to Dinner

What's up? Where u at? Nada. Just hanging at the caf

'How do you do? I'll be your wife's ex-husband, when she gets around to divorcing me.'

Male Bonding