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"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Communication

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Getting old...

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

University Challenged

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

Running on Empty

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'I'm going to have a few drinks with the guys...don't wait up for me.'