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Communication

"Practicing my hate-face."

The Devil's advocaat.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Cats Zoom

Military Hospital.

'For a laugh I decided to have a potato chip tattooed on my arm - but the thing about potato chips, you can never stop at just one!'

"Maybe we should change the name of the parish to something cool, like the Protestants do and add a coffee bar."

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

Guests Bring a Bomb to Dinner

"Why is this night different from all the other nights?"

"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."

'Rodney doesn't mingle so much as rotates!'

'How do you do? I'll be your wife's ex-husband, when she gets around to divorcing me.'

Male Bonding