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Ghost Reading Science Fiction.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Missing Sock Returns

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

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"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

The Pink Bantha

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Blue Origin

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"Darn autocorrect!"

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.