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Ghost Reading Science Fiction.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

dog vs UFO...

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"Darn autocorrect!"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."