Spoken Word Artist Pillows

The Prostate Monologues

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

How a poet works

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

Men dancing

Like Minded

Time for speeches

Tom Stoppard

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Don Giovanni

'Hey man that's a gas!'

John Cooper Clarke

Mastering political faces.

"Thanks you've been a great audience, especially the guy in the third row with the great laugh."

Picasso's Blue Period

"I don't trust atoms...They make up everything."

Writers's Block - Temporary/Permanent.

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

A Son of a Beach

Fair and Square

"Pulp friction"

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

The Poetry Stylings of Rudy Park

Public Speaking Shoes

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