Spoken Word Artist Pillows

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

Open Mike Night presents Sadie Cohen. You losers and whiners just can't see the truth. Yeah, the economy's down. You're working for peanuts, they've taken your roof … but you need to look around. In Depression days, he had bulbous Babe Ruth, cardboard to eat and no heaters. Now, we're warmed by the heat of our lust … for the buns of Dillon Peters. Make it stop. Baseball is dead to me.

The Prostate Monologues

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

How a poet works

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Time for speeches

Like Minded

Men dancing

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Tom Stoppard

Don Giovanni

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'Hey man that's a gas!'

John Cooper Clarke

Bio-Genetic Research Lab. When I ask about cloning all I get is double-talk.

Missionary Statement: Spread the Word.

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"I don't trust atoms...They make up everything."

Mastering political faces.

Picasso's Blue Period

"Thanks you've been a great audience, especially the guy in the third row with the great laugh."

Writers's Block - Temporary/Permanent.

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

Fair and Square

Public Speaking Shoes

"Pulp friction"

A Son of a Beach