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'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Frog in the puddles.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Water Slide

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Swimming Champion.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'That was some varnish remover!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

GoalieRobics.

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Is it labor day already?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Children swimming.

Hockney by the Pool

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'