Splash Pad Fanatic Pillows

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Frog in the puddles.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Water Slide

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'That was some varnish remover!'

GoalieRobics.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Is it labor day already?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Hockney by the Pool

Children swimming.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'