Splash Maker Gifts

Bob believed in the ripple effect. Which was surprising, given that his own ripple didn't appear to be all that effective.

Mr. Popularity.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Distracting the fish.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

A rainbow umbrella

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Water Slide

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Best friends without borders.

"That's the deep end."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Swimming Champion.

Starfish doing the wave.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Artist Misses the Point

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Shark in the swimming pool.