Spiritual Linguist Gifts

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Your husband says BOO!"

A voodoo doctor.

Cat Seance

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"You're on mute."

Yogi back in 5.

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

I am one with stupid.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'