Spiritual Linguist Gifts

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Cat Seance

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

A voodoo doctor.

"Your husband says BOO!"

"You're on mute."

Yogi back in 5.

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

I am one with stupid.