Spiritual Scientist Gifts

"Forget enlightenment. I want you to concentrate on the structure of the protein molecule."

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Good game."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

reincarnated worm...

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"All we have left is standing room only."

My God, I need to fart.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Tiny Visions

Astral Projection

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'