Spiritual Health Explorer Gifts

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Oh, crap.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Ghost puddle

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

FAQs.

Christian and Born again Christian...

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"All the celebrities come here."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Did you have a cat?"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'