Spiritual Health Gifts

Phyllis exercises her demons.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Good game."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

2021

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

'T.M.I.F.'

Lactose Intolerant

'Well, well, well...'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"