Spiritual Debate Enthusiast Gifts

The meek shall inherit the earth. Are there any objections?

"The necessity of humans to convince others that your god exists proves that he doesn't."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Bigot Spigot

"No offence Jon, but..."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Abdullah Debate

Corruption trial in the Vatican

'Ok Preacher, here's the deal. You back off I back off, and everyone is happy...'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

'Doesn't this 'chosen people' thing sound a little nepotistic?'

Robin Day.

Equal Time for All Christians

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Actual Results May Vary

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"

Theresa May

Liberals Ignore Science Too

"Perhaps you should focus your message less on the economy and more on little shiny things."

Blasphemer! Ignoramus. HOJ. Your anti-religious rants will lead to the breakdown of morality. The divine is our source of civilization and humanity. It's what separates us from lowly animals. That and our ability to turn worthless jungle into condos. You're playing dirty now, hairless one.

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

Basic Theology