Spirited Conversations Gifts

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Very Difficult Conversations

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"How about a hand."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Dialogue

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Heart To Heart

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

A lesson in wit

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"I know I keep coming back to your obsession with styrofoam peanuts, but there's a lot to unpack there."

"The first week back is always the hardest"

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

"I find it a very good conversation starter."