Spirited Conversations Gifts

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Very Difficult Conversations

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"How about a hand."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Dialogue

"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

A lesson in wit

Heart To Heart

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"I know I keep coming back to your obsession with styrofoam peanuts, but there's a lot to unpack there."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"The first week back is always the hardest"

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

"I find it a very good conversation starter."