Conversations Gifts

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

At home with Harry, the Auctioneer. 'A penny for your thoughts.' 'Who'll give me five - do I hear five?'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Before we start the date, here's a list of things I have zero interest in talking about."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

"I find it a very good conversation starter."

'I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers, so, uh... tell me about yourself.'

"He's very conflicted. He's a Sado-Masochist on pain killers."

"I guess I just want a guy friend...someone I can talk to about stuff."

Ingratitude.

'Sorry, what was that?'

'Sometimes I just can't believe what's not happening to me.'

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

The highlight of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleague to ask how their journey to work had been

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Everyone reading their fortunes aloud will not relieve the crushingly dull conversation."

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

Dialogue

'While you were eating the screamer in the next room, Mr. Chatterbox and I were having the longest conversation...'

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'How can you call yourself a paleoconservative? - I think you have a very NICE tan.'

"I wasn't looking for love, but the water cooler really understands my needs."

"I could've been interesting, original and creative - but I decided to get an iPhone instead..."

What do you do...I don't know why I'm asking, I don't give a toss...

'Talking or non talking.'

What would be your least favourite way to die? - 'Drowning I guess.' - 'Good... good.' - '' - 'Why couldn't he jsut say 'happy birthday', like everybody else?' - '' -

'Yes we're identical twins except that one of us is a nymphomaniac.'

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

'It depends on whether you see yourself as yesterday's man, today's man, or tomorrow's man.'

'I'm afraid I don't see a future with Brent, he still calls them 'freedom fries'.'

bird cage

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

'I like women who know how to listen.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'