Conversations Gifts

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

At home with Harry, the Auctioneer. 'A penny for your thoughts.' 'Who'll give me five - do I hear five?'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Before we start the date, here's a list of things I have zero interest in talking about."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers, so, uh... tell me about yourself.'

"I find it a very good conversation starter."

Ingratitude.

"I guess I just want a guy friend...someone I can talk to about stuff."

"He's very conflicted. He's a Sado-Masochist on pain killers."

'Sorry, what was that?'

'Sometimes I just can't believe what's not happening to me.'

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

The highlight of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleague to ask how their journey to work had been

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'How can you call yourself a paleoconservative? - I think you have a very NICE tan.'

What do you do...I don't know why I'm asking, I don't give a toss...

'While you were eating the screamer in the next room, Mr. Chatterbox and I were having the longest conversation...'

'I'm afraid I don't see a future with Brent, he still calls them 'freedom fries'.'

'Talking or non talking.'

What would be your least favourite way to die? - 'Drowning I guess.' - 'Good... good.' - '' - 'Why couldn't he jsut say 'happy birthday', like everybody else?' - '' -

'Yes we're identical twins except that one of us is a nymphomaniac.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'It depends on whether you see yourself as yesterday's man, today's man, or tomorrow's man.'

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

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'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

'I like women who know how to listen.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"This is what I was dreading - her new phone has become a conversation piece."

"Ambitions... to be able to keep a secret"

Bob longed to be part of the conversation – but the stupid forest never let him get a word in edgewise.

"You know why men die earlier than women? Because they can."

"I don't know how they can say that TV is killing the art of conversation, I mean it's all we EVER talk about."