Spiral Collector Gifts

Snail Affinity

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Teapot

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Old Spice

Feeling for shells

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Moon Souvenirs

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Ship in a Bottle

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Snail Love.

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