Spiral Collector Gifts

Snail Affinity

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Teapot

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Old Spice

Feeling for shells

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"I can hear the sea boiling."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Moon Souvenirs

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

There it is – my dream beach house.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

Ship in a Bottle

For Sale By Owner

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.