Spidey Senses Aficionado Gifts

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Spider boy

Secret Identity Theft.

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

A spider meal prepping

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Eight

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"Well, you know the old saying, if you want loyalty, get a dog."

Karen of Bethlehem

Writers

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

"I hear someone here like The Spider Man..."

'Striped cats make me appear thinner.'

"Luckily, it's got a retina retina retina retina retina retina retina screen."

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

'Now that's Hi-def!'

'Do you think you could use them to find my Spiderman beach towel?'

Kid's a prodigy.

"He gripped me by the throat Sir, and I then relised that this was not a masonic grip"

We're looking to buy a place. Something hip. Realty King. What a nice young couple. Where? Do you plant o have little ones? Little whats?

On "The Simpsons," if Moe catches Bart making those crank calls, he'll go from bartender to "Bart-ender"!

Web designer.

'You replaced my photo with a photo of some football team, and you have the nerve to ask why I'm upset?!'

'Oh yes, you've been corresponding with your penfriend Michael Parkinson, haven't you dear?'

Rex Turgid, Secret Swinger