Spending Explorer Gifts

'My wife's a Keynesian - she's always spending herself out of depressions.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Keep the econoimy moving

Platter confusion.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Take a letter,'

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Bookkeeping Club

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'She had just rung her husband and he'd said 'buy them all'!'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'