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'My wife's a Keynesian - she's always spending herself out of depressions.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

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"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Keep the econoimy moving

Platter confusion.

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Take a letter,'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

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'She had just rung her husband and he'd said 'buy them all'!'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

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"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."