Spelling Enforcer Gifts

Punctuation Police

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Click it or ticket.'

No Smoking.

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

Mom Umpires

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"I try to get a head start on them."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"