Spelling Enforcer Pillows

Punctuation Police

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'Click it or ticket.'

No Smoking.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

Referee cop.

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"That's why we wear hard hats"

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"I try to get a head start on them."

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'You spelt dog wrong.'