School Rule Enforcer Pillows

"For the last time, I'm the Principal not the Warden."

"Oh, I know full well he remembers the school rules! He just chooses to ignore them!"

Punctuation Police

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

No Smoking.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Click it or ticket.'

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'This isn't a good time. I'm in trouble with the Dean for using my cell phone in class. I'll call you back.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"I try to get a head start on them."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'

"Are you sending your people over here to smoke in my doorway?"

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'