School Rule Breakers Pillows

PRINCIPAL, 'Jaywalking and attempted bribery of a crossing guard with a Hershey bar, sir.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'