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UNDERACHIEVER...please help!

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

John was always the first to notice typos.

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Independant Spelling Consultant.

Wordplay: Carelessness.

'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'

'Therapist is one word George!'

Spelling for Dumbies.

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

"Who teaches apostrophe usage?"

Personnel: 'First of all, there's no 'Y' in resume...'

Icicle, Bicicle, Bicycle and Icycle.

'Yeah, we get a lot of complaints about our spelling.'

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

'First off, there is no 'y' in resume.'

'Only one s in disgraceful, gov!'