Speed Reading Enthusiasts Gifts

'It can print information at the rate of 5,600 words per minute. Run a help wanted ad for someone who can read 5,600 words per minute.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The rocket powered skiier

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

A day at the transgenic races

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Skier flying past mountains

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Get ready ... Get set ...

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!