Speed Reading Gifts

'I did a speed reading course yesterday.' - 'It's incredible! I read Moby Dick in 27 minutes this morning!' - 'It's about a whale or something.'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

"The secret to speed reading is skipping every other page."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'Howard Yonkers, World's fastest reader.'

Rapid reading center.

"You realize if you learn that, your browsing days in here are over."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Ancient Racing

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'God's speed.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Dairy Devil

Computer Controlled Car

Skier flying past mountains

Life in the fastest lane.

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'