Speed Reading T-Shirts

'I did a speed reading course yesterday.' - 'It's incredible! I read Moby Dick in 27 minutes this morning!' - 'It's about a whale or something.'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

"The secret to speed reading is skipping every other page."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'Howard Yonkers, World's fastest reader.'

Rapid reading center.

"You realize if you learn that, your browsing days in here are over."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Ancient Racing

The rocket powered skiier

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

A day at the transgenic races

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Dairy Devil

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Computer Controlled Car

Skier flying past mountains

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Life in the fastest lane.

Speeding Forklift