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"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Ancient Racing

Audio Books

Try me/try me/try me...

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Computer Controlled Car

Life in the fastest lane.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Cow outboard engine