Speed Readers T-Shirts

I can't tell if I like this book or not - I'm only reading the top three lines of each page.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

"He's new here."

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Graduate

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Man reading a tablet in library.

Church Drive-Thru.

Rapid reading center.

"Just give me the broad strokes."

Superhero Rescues Books.

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

"The secret to speed reading is skipping every other page."

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

"I'm entering the school talent show!"

'Is your boyfriend working late?' 'No... He's a slow reader.'

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

"The 10-week course costs $600 and takes an hour and a half to complete."

'Go girl!'

"It's called a 'bookmark.' It's like a 'save progress' option."

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

Library Returns

A man reading whilst running.

Recording. You need to talk faster. We only have sixty seconds to record the side effects for this pharmaceutical commercial.

Wife: 'So how was your Speed-Reading class honey?!' a man who couldn't handle the pace of a Speed Reading class enters his flatapartment injuried with a trail of pages behind him on the ground

'It can print information at the rate of 5,600 words per minute. Run a help wanted ad for someone who can read 5,600 words per minute.'