Speed Reading Enthusiasts Pillows

'It can print information at the rate of 5,600 words per minute. Run a help wanted ad for someone who can read 5,600 words per minute.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The rocket powered skiier

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

A day at the transgenic races

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Skier flying past mountains

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'