Speed Reading Enthusiast Pillows

'Go girl!'

"The 10-week course costs $600 and takes an hour and a half to complete."

"You realize if you learn that, your browsing days in here are over."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The rocket powered skiier

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

A day at the transgenic races

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Skier flying past mountains

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Get ready ... Get set ...

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'