Speed Limit Crusader Gifts

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"Not again!"

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'We all contribute something to the world... my contribution is toxic waste.'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

Welcome to Atla tis. N. Look, Ernie! It's the lost consonant of Atlantis!

Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.

'Brian's decided to reduce his carbolic foot-print.'

Personal Calorie Counter

Under the car park.

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

The gaming world.

Video game

This is progress - now we PAY the airlines $15 per bag to lose our luggage.

'Lose weight now...ask me how!'

Snell & Dunberg: Attorneys at Law - Thank You Litigious Society