Speech Whiz Gifts

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Dog Park

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Nerd tryouts.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Sauce for the Goose

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

"I spy with my little eye…"

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

"It's a swearbox."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"You're famous, Angus."

'How fast can you hype?'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

A gift to complete the man cave.

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Global Positioning Manual

The Communicator

Sub Editor

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife