Speech Whiz Gifts

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Dog Park

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Nerd tryouts.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Sauce for the Goose

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

"It's a swearbox."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'How fast can you hype?'

"You're famous, Angus."

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

A gift to complete the man cave.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Global Positioning Manual

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Sub Editor

The Communicator

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

Cool 3-D screen.

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife