Language Whiz Gifts

Department of Linguistics.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Dog Park

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Nerd tryouts.

Sauce for the Goose

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I spy with my little eye…"

"It's a swearbox."

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"You're famous, Angus."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

A gift to complete the man cave.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Global Positioning Manual

Sub Editor

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

The Communicator

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.